Rob’s Bubble.

Okay. Five, maybe six words “Sheikh Taj El-din Al Hilaly”.

How many times have you been in a church/temple/mosque/battlefield earthscientology convention and heard something which you thought was a tad far-fetched; but let it slide because you know that to be a leader in these types of communities, one must be an extremist (to some degree).

So a leader of the muslim faith, says (in arabic) women should cover up or would otherwise be attracting male attention. Wow, groundbreaking news here. I am shocked. Someone of the muslim faith – where women who obey Allah (see Qu’ran) are covered from head to toe – thinks that women who wear revealing clothes attract attention.

“Queensland Liberal shit-stirrerMP Warren Entsch has called for the sheik to be stripped of permanent residency and kicked out of the country.”

Now thats a bit rash dont you think? He doesn’t speak English! Kick him out! He doesn’t belong! Great work Warren (great name too) you’ve just sent Australian multiculturalism back about 20 years.

Debnam must be wetting himself with glee at this opportunity. It’s your time to shine Deb-meister, whatever Iemma says about this, make sure you grab your pocket thesaurus and reverse-translate everything he says (these are called Antonyms) and make that your statement!

Slow news week? No problems, sit in on any religious preaching and I’m almost certain opportunity will strike. Keysar Trad was right.

“Again, this is pandering to the lynch mob rather than exercising natural justice.”

With all the hype about Global Warming of late, it’s great to see that the world is really doing something about it. But hey, even if we go the way of the Amish, we’d still be in the shit.

“What the Stern report will emphasise is that even if the world stopped all pollution tomorrow, the long-term effects of carbon already in the atmosphere would mean continued climate change for another 30 years, with sea levels rising for a century.”

It’s great to see right-wing authoritarian capitalists at the helm when the world is staring down the barrel of real mass destruction. Maybe it really is an ‘Inconvenient Truth’ because even though you know it is a problem, I know it is a problem and the rest of the world may know it is a problem, nothing is going to happen for at least another 15 years. The sad truth is fixing this mess will cost money, and we can’t waste our money on things like that! After all, interest rates just went up again.

Don’t you just love greed success?

So I haven’t posted in a while and I needed something to keep my millions of fans happy.